The Wii U is confusing. A lot of people thought so when they first revealed it. The graphics aren't much better than the original Wii. I have no desire to buy it.

Nothing makes me want to read an article more than one where I have to watch 500 Gifs load all at the same time and watch my browser slow to a crawl.

Umm, if I'm trying to be pulled over by an unmarked Ford F-150, I'm not stopping. How is that safe?

No 4 door version?

So it seems that is the first Corvette with square tail lights.

It's not just used as a convenience. It's a tactic to save money on not having to pay cashiers. Go to Walmart after 9pm. 1 cashier and 10 self checkout lanes.

They are also evil.

This is the first iMac ever that I have no desire to own.

This is going to screw up Canada's research into the mysterious human limbs floating ashore.

He's so adorable!

This remains my favorite of all time.

LOL! I can't get away from that fucking dubstep.

Everyone mellows out at some point. You just get sick to death of watching things get blown up and die and you move on.

I always wanted one of these but they were $250, which now is the equivalent of $500.

People that rent computers don't know how to do that.

Give me my CueCat right meow!

It's the "live tiles" nature of the OS that sucks the battery life. Every time a pixel moves on the screen it's using processor power and it's not fixable.

No.

It's not branded a Back to the Future Hover Board because Mattel knows it sucks. Look at that pink box. It's for girls. Hardly anyone is going to associate that with the movie.

Even Apple's own bumper case scratched my iPhone 4. My iPhone 5 has no case and remains scratch free.