I think Ashton Kutcher can be crammed in there somewhere. He's almost done ruining his career.

No, no. This isn't too overly engineered. You ask yourself, "What it the most complicated way I can spray water?" This.

If your first instinct is that it's fake, you're likely right.

It's too late. Microsoft had one chance to get it right and they blew it. I'm a tech guy and I don't have a single person I know interested in Windows 8 products. When my mom found out I was getting her an iPhone her face lit up and she had never even held one before. That's the kind of marketing you just can't beat.

"Apart from the hiss" You mean the hiss that buries itself into every single second of whatever you're listening too and the Dolby-S that cuts the hiss by removing the frequency range its in?

Because.

I'm pretty sure the bath salts have performed a synthetic lobotomy on him.

This is a moral issue. "It's ok to look at it because it's not my fault". Look at how many people tie up traffic just to get a glance at what they hope will be a dead body hanging out of a windshield. I can't control any one else's morals but my own, so I will not look at this picture. If other people would do the…

I'll be sitting on the edge of my seat reading all 3 pages.

How about that you can't resize any of the thumbnails? WTF?

It's a fatty, it's probably very heavy, not a proven technology, it's expensive and doesn't even come with the cover/keyboard that is supposed to be so revolutionary. I predict a Zune-like failure.

You think you have it all figured out until some surprising health problem knocks you on your ass and humbles you. If Sweden wants him alive, they will take him into custody and off to a hospital.

Nintendo is losing it. Why would they completely redesign the Wii with less features when you can buy the original for $40 more?

After seeing 40 years of this country going to hell, just to be fair, the Bush administration took away just as many of our freedoms while he was in office, such as the Patriot act to keep us all "safe". We saw how well that worked in Benghazi.

Less material used means cost savings and when a company makes 100 million of something, that's a lot of savings.

Excellent.

You won't get me near that building. China can't even build a decent car. I deal with Chinese factories every day and you wouldn't believe some of the things they do to cut corners and screw you out of a penny.