Did they get a look at the dash? If there were lights on, it’s a VW.

You must think, RUSSIAN!

So, just getting ready to rendevous a stolen advanced MiG prototype for refueling.

In 1997ish I’m driving to work at ~0200 (call center life yo) in a white 91 Prelude when a white C3 Vette blows past me somewhere in the triple digits and ducks off a left exit. Didn’t think much on it. A couple minutes later the highway patrol screams up on my rear all lit up. Pull over wondering WTF is going on.…

It’s 2am and all is quiet in the St Petersburg ‘factory’

Well, technically, it's an aircraft carrying cruiser...

It’ll be a real carrier, but it’s being pushed by tugboats.

It is on Foxtrot Alpha?

I wouldn’t touch Chrysler with a 10ft. dildo. Chrysler is for bankruptcy fetishists.

This wasn’t a loud noise. I thought the world was ending.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear over the sound of how awesome The Trooper is.

they currently have a swan paddle boat, a pair of binoculars, and 2 saltine crackers. They have their best men on the job.

Why were the fishermen floating just below the surface?

Came here for this, left happy.

The boat’s XO is right at this minute musing to his captain about living in Montana & getting a pickup truck.... or perhaps even a ‘recreational vehicle’.

“Let me get this straight, you’ve LOST a submarine?”

Whoah now... you’re talking to a sophisticated western audience here. The Iranian people won’t know any better. They’ll see something that resembles artwork being put out by US aerospace agencies in popular media. The level of media penetration is very low inside of Iran. Regional rivals in the Gulf won’t do much…

Here’s my entry.

I think we just figured out where all those unused copies of Nickelback’s last CD went.