Depends on how many coconuts they’re carrying.

Maybe all the Chinese really want is a quality reverse mortgage.

The real news here is that the Blue Ridge actually bothered to go somewhere that wasn’t a liberty port.

“Licence and registration, please”

Stop, I can only get so hard.

I was hoping they’d be made from the foreskins of virgin albino angora rabbits.

I was hoping they’d be made from the skins of virgin albino angora rabbits.

Would have been cool to know that there was a “holy shit” in there before the words actually came out of my speakers...

b-21 cuntpunter

Didn’t Russia learn from the first Cold War? The US should just start making up shit and releasing news articles on crazy military projects. We can all just watch Russia try to counter and spend too much money. Or maybe that’s what they are actually doing to us.

Allow me to assist you with that,..i found this on www.theaviationzone.com,..

It’s just too bad that your (former) bosses are fighter-jock minded... and that image represented what “Air Force Life (tm)“ is for outsiders :/

While getting road head, while watching Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda vid.

Actually, roll the USMC ground forces into the Army, and the give the USMC’s aircraft to the Navy. I never have understood why the Navy’s Army needs its very own Air Force.

Really?

you mean, except for the whole gassing of the Kurds.... WMD is not just nuclear weapons.

Whoa whoa whoa. We were definitely not the only ones that thought they had weapons. And in all fairness, they had weapons, they used weapons, and we pseudo-found weapons after the fact. We certainly led the charge but even the multinational weapons inspectors were sure about them.

Fine, here’s news from South Korea about NK’s detonation in 2013.
http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html…

Well they're not popping paper bags over there.

Except I want to punch every sorority girl in this car, and Nissan Versas for texting and driving on the interstate and nearly running into everything that isn’t somehow stationary. For god’s sake, I don’t give two flying farts that you were in Alpha Delta Gamma or Alpha Delta Pi. You don’t need a 24” vinyl banner…