Vote: Keurig
HATERS GOONA HATE, but note that I have three french presses and a burr mill. Does the Keurig do as good a job? No, hell no. But it does a good enough job that I plop the little Starbucks K-cup in (DOUBLE HATERADE BRING IT) at 0530, hit the button, and have drink-able coffee shortly afterwards.
Just to…