Possibly not appropriate for this particular person, but this one's always classic:

Exactly. Those politicians you love because they get shit done for their districts?

Bao Bao was just impersonating every DC area driver on the roads this morning.

It's frustrating to me how many "entry-level" positions today want someone to have a goddamned graduate degree for a barely livable wage.

None of that nonsense, please. I'm sure the judge was

You have to lose a war to be put on trial for war crimes.

No one's saying that body cameras are a magic wand that makes racism go away. They're a tool that can be used to increase the likelihood that cops are held responsible for their actions (and possibly act more responsibly as well).

Phil Donahueander

And it should be mentioned how big city voters do not have near as much political power in comparison to the square, culturally unimportant, and sparsely populated rural states. That's not changing soon either.

You just described my least favorite thing about voting: Gerrymandering. It was actually a pretty good description, too, considering you have no visual aid.