Why is anyone?

He seems pretty pissed about a completely accurate report of his current situation.

You need better memories dude.

THE REAL BIGOT’S ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WON’T TOLERATE HATE SPEACH!!!!!!!!1!1!2!

oh noes, muh freeze peach

Narrated by Goose Gossage.

His freedumz!!!!1!!!!

What if I told you, an old, white, former baseball player held some extremely objectionable views about minorities, science, and evolution.

what about the FIRST AMENDMENT !!!111!!!!one!!1!

Well I’m definitely not “a”, but I can’t be “b”. I only drink vodka straight. From a thermos. For breakfast. In the back of my van. Which is also my house. Parked by the edge of the woods.

Never mind the Diet Coke...why, of all the many delicious forms of distilled spirits in the world, would anyone choose boring-ass tasteless vodka as their favorite? Vodka is the “preferred spirit” of either a) people who don’t drink very often/at all; or b) hardcore alcoholics

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

He was dangerously close to having fun. He should get beaned

I’m sure you think you’re making a good point.

Fuck Virginia. Was stationed there off an on throughout my naval career and I don’t miss that place. I booked it outta that state soon as I had my DD214 in hand.

My vote is for the scrote.

YOU. ARE. WRONG.