Jets fans believe in a 34 year old QB but have already given up on Geno Smith. A guy who threw to Stephen Hill and Jeremy Kerley.

Having two drinks is boring if you’re going to be at a party for 2+ hours. That’s why I stick to low ABV beers. About 4%. Have 4 beers at 4% ABV and call it a night.

“The Jets couldn’t hold Geno Smith over Fitzpatrick to keep him scared about his job security because, c’mon, he’s Geno Smith.”

Stepdad was hitting his mom.

Player coach also sucks at basketball like 95% of the time. We’re losing because you are unathletic and can’t shoot for shit. Not because we aren’t setting up some weird play you made up 5 minutes before the game started.

My wife and I each had an SUV until we realized how pointless that was and bought a 2012 Prius. I wasn’t planning on getting a Prius specifically but when I saw 53 MPG city and 47 MPG hwy with barely any miles on it, I was set. Now a lot of my friends are giving me shit about it. They think they’re making fun of me…

And I’d love to provide it but I’m not sure exactly where it came from. I believe that very topic was discussed for a good bit a year or two ago and all I could think was... It’s 100 degrees outside, fuck off.

I like both Barstool and Deadspin but each site has their share of annoying commenters. Barstool has a ton of racist commenters and Deadspin you routinely read shit like “men who take their shirts off in public are misogynists” and “Thug is the same as saying the N word” and other modern hippie bull shit. Most content…

I think I read that in Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does.

If there ain’t a sack, let her run track.

I have a feeling he’ll be BACK BACK BACK!

“NERRRRRRRRERRRRRRRRD! Hey jock, get a load of the nerd?”

Second only to fat people falling.

Sounds unpleasant

Do cats feel pain while getting declawed?

“I say my dog is my mom but she’s really my lunch.”

Made it to home but she’ll be sent back to second (lieutenant).

I’m waiting for all of the right wing Facebook pages to post about this. The comments on those posts are going to be thirst-quenching.

Yes. Also, EVERYONE knows coke/diet coke pairs better with whiskey, not vodka. Vodka Diet Coke is OK in a pinch but it’s ridiculous as a favorite drink.

People who are into cartoon porn are fucked in the head.