Seeing a protestor-supporter altercation at a Trump rally is a great way for me to identify two people who are part of the world’s douchebag contingent to avoid at all costs.

They look good. They play really high paced. They remind me of ‘Press Virginia.’ My concern about them going deep though is that they don’t have a lot of depth. When you play faster and harder than your opponent, you get fouls called on you even if they aren’t fouls. And against Duke, it’s magnified for reasons having…

I know it’s a common statement but it bears repeating:

No, this is really good advice. If a salesperson works with you, analyzes your stride, provides you with a half-dozen options, goes back to check if it’s in a slightly bigger size or a different color and finds a shoe you like, going on to Amazon to save $15 is a dick move. Don’t be a dick.

WVU’s mascot has a fucking gun, so, there ya go.

Yeah let’s stop calling travels and goal tends while we’re at it! As long as it ends in a fun and dandy basket, it doesn't matter, right?

1. Cliche
2. Haven’t heard that one, but that’s probably because it wasn’t very funny
3. Cliche

What haters are you burning, because I’m not seeing it.

“ I know the shot is technically late, but basketball is better when this counts,”

What a stupid opinion you have.

Late is late. I can’t go back and say my girlfriend’s late period doesn’t count.

That guy in the stands set back black rights 50 years

This just means that you are an inferior specimen of homo sapien. We, the people who can handle milk as adults, are merely superior to you. Hell, you’re probably one of those pathetic souls that suffers from allergies, too. It’s alright. In time your inferior genes will die out or be overwhelmed by their betters.

Taken from my roof at 2pm a few Tuesdays ago. Its a lifestyle, not a cut.

At least we now know that Osweiler can hit the barn-side of a broad...

Most black people love being black. Likewise, Asians love being Asian, and Latinos love being Latino. We wouldn’t want to be anything else.

““I don’t see color” is a subtle way of saying, “I think my race is superior. SO superior, in fact, that I’ll pretend I don’t even acknowledge your non-whiteness, because, well, I know it must be hard.””

You’re correct in the fact that reverse racism doesn’t exist. It’s simply called racism and, yes, people of all colors can commit and experience it.

Good God almighty!

Dickisslippi State

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Dude, we all celebrate your running prowess, but you gotta look up “casual” in the dictionary. That’s an 8:36/mile pace. If you are running a marathon in less than four hours, you are — by definition — more than a casual runner.