Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

“u really sucks!”

Good to see a Lakers player’s unrestrained id not result in rape charges for a change.

Makes sense. Orthodox Jews are notorious for wanting a conflict free compromise between Israelis and Palestinians protecting the rights of both peoples.

LOOK, it’s just math, okay? He’s projecting a gradual decline in regulations. Doesn’t matter which ones, obviously.

Why is there a coin slot in Goatse’s gaping anus?

That rumbling you hear and feel in Oklahoma is not Magic, it’s fracking.

Our hubris and fascination with reality stars will be our downfall.

No, I don’t think it makes the show more exciting for them to show us video chatting with a fake wife. Literally all the things you said were already apparent by making Bernard a host. The purpose of the video chat was clearly to try and trick the audience. It’s unnecessary and beneath the show, because everyone…

While we forced Germany to remember what fascism means, we allowed ourselves to forget with a pat on the back.

Call me when McGregor risks his career for his beliefs. He’s not like Ali at all in that regard. His political beliefs were part of his persona. (yes I read the entire comment.)

Be honest, it’s because he’s white. His brashness doesn’t offend you, but maybe Floyd does...

In Trump’s America, Thunder’s afraid of dogs.

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

What do the Indians have to do with this?

Thirteen

Sleeveless [rolls hit die]

Ice dragons

“...some dipshit commenter...”

Jordan would have gotten actual tombstones.