I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

There are always those that need to question the validity of a short clip of a good play.

Hmm. This really puts the last few years of my life in perspective.

I bet that Kyle blogging line killed during the editing process.

If Nick Young was channeling his inner John Travolta he’d be banging bodies in the paint and scoring down low.

He’s right. Back in high school, we’d sometimes break up the seriousness of the game with a quick finger up someone’s ass, or if it was one of your best friends on the team, maybe a quick dick sucking. Just guys messing around, you know? Nothing tells a teammate “job well done” like a good fist. Y’all nerds wouldn’t…

It doesn’t help that Bostonians threw rocks at the team bus that first transported the superteam of Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen.

Dude stepped off the defender. Bogus dunk. Still cool though.

Chrissy Teigan is beautiful and witty and eloquent so you shut your mouth.

Thanks for totally getting the point, friend.

I think it’s really odd that Defensive Player of the Year is part of that group that would get this exception? Because there’s a big gulf between Ron Artest, Ben Wallace, Joakim Noah in their primes and All-NBA/MVPs...

Exhibit A

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!

Best possible apocalypse scenario.

You mean the fact that Deadspin can’t link to NFL videos but the NFL CAN link to Deadspin videos?

Inject needle - extract DNA - fill in gaps with frog DNA - billions.

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

Communist. Impenetrable totalitarian bureaucracy. Tomato. Tomahto.