Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

Put down the glue and maybe go for a walk or something there Mulder. We’ll be fine.

Surely Deadspin neglecting to mention anything about Sixers fans collectively chanting in support of Hinkie’s tanking plan is just an oversight on their part.

Wow, Embiid looks like he’s going to be really good. I’m sure Sixers fans are thrilled that their team’s management put the team in position to acquire such a talented player.

Oh, you meant they sent basketball back a few decades in the *bad* sense. I was hoping maybe they had thrown some good crisp bounce passes and finished off with clean two-handed set shot. #makebasketballgreatagain

That’s actually what I yell everytime I take a shit in the middle of a Best Buy.

Aren’t you at least going to acknowledge how original and edgy that comment was?

The problem is less that your opinion is bad and more that you felt the need to share it.

I clicked a link?! The fuck is happening today?!

So biased.

I endorse this message.

I’m getting so stressed out because what is the solution to this? Conspiracy theories like this are protected under free speech but at some point it has to escalate into yelling “fire!” in a crowded theater territory, doesn’t it? But how would any form of attempting to remove these people from the public eye do…

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

You must be a Navy vet.

It works great for Army! 15 straight BCS titles and counting.

Mandatory:

There are just some subjects Brady won’t touch: Trump, Deflategate, the word “I” when followed by “am your real dad, John Moynahan.”

Friends without benefits?

There’s a special place in hell for those who paste mobile site links in comment sections.