Just gonna drop in to say, please don’t attack this program just because of this guy, seemingly an anomaly. I’m a defense attorney in California. Mental health diversion is a relatively new law but already benefits a lot of people, who need help rather than jail time. Most of my clients who have gotten it are young…

Rock Chalk, Crip Walk

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

So it’s Captain Murphy?

My three year old was asking me about sports team mascots recently and mentioned elephants and I said, “No, there’s not elephant teams.” And like 4 questions later I remembered the A’s and was like, “WAIT. LET’S GO BACK TO THE ELEPHANT THING.”

Debilitating disease can’t stop Dan Patrick, it can only hope to contain him.

not everyone can eat their vanity, my dude

This sort of thing used to make me irrationally mad, but these days it just makes me sad more than anything. As it has in so many other critical junctions in history, baseball is merely a bellwether of society at large. What is America these days, if not a gaudy strip mall/food court where rich people/companies are…

Fuck her.

The story’s biggest bombshell was “five current and former” players saying that Lonergan told his team that Nero masturbated to videos of their practices.

Oh, snap.

Michele Roberts is what every player’s union should be dreaming about. The fact that the NFLPA can watch her results and not want to set fire to their CBA and leadership is beyond me.  Time to wise up and get somebody in there who knows how to play the negotiation game.

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

Wait... so, when Mexico sends it people... they are bringing their best now? I’m so confused.