If you’re in a press conference, yeah maybe the bird is the word. But if you’re in the game, then the stroke’s the word.

“Double Bird?!?”

This is really sad. Please stop.

Howie Kendrick

Toucher & Rich?

Y’all motherfuckers can accept Gravity, an entire movie based around this concept that’s supposed to take place in our universe with our physics, but can’t accept that Leia can use the force to move like 20 feet in zero-G.

Ozymandias also directed by Johnson and One Minute by MacLaren are the other two.

A lot of credit is due to Breaking Bad’s editors as well for defining the look of the show. For example, I remember Gilligan saying on the pilot commentary that he really had no idea what he was doing while filming the first RV cook montage, but in editing it was transformed into one of the show’s trademark visual…

Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars.....

Thanks for letting us know you support sexual assault.

An alternate take from a Pirates fan:

Fucking hell you old farts. Like it or not, the DH is part of the game. Martinez belongs in the Hall.

AWESOME! All the little silhouettes in the main posts picture are of 2 heterosexual people having sex! I couldn’t be more happy of lifehacker right now!

I’m just going to say it:

Tampa is great, I can afford to own a house with a separate office for me to work from, my wife is a public official here, our friends are here, I can ride my bike to Lightning games...

Gross

No.

Why do people think using n with a bunch of *’s makes it like you’re not using the word? All the *’s in the world does not make this acceptable.

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!!!”