My grandma (man, I miss her) got on this kick where everything she wanted/bought/had was this color. She kept saying “it just reminds me of something”. Then she takes me to the hospital for a minor surgery. We are in recovery and they bring in a little pitcher of water (in that lovely pink) and Grandma goes “this is…

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

he is like fucking Ramsey Bolton

I critiqued Marc Maron’s interviewing style on a message board I didn’t know he read. This was during the first year or so of WTF and it seemed to me like every time his guest was a woman or some kind of ethnic/sexual minority, he’d focus so squarely on that aspect of them and ignore everything else. He wasn’t being a…

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

My mom is a spitfire. She’s a tiny, fierce, mean, Irish lady. She had 6 kids in 6 1/2 years. I have a ton of great stories about her, like the time she bought a huge crystal chandelier at an estate sale several hours from our home. Lacking anything to wrap it in for the ride home, she stripped down to bra and panties,…

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.

I’m with him. I’m sick of the way fruity guys dress all fruity these days. We should be more manly and dress like construction workers, police officers, bikers, cowboys or even Indian chiefs.

Every. Single. Time. Pure rage.

I don’t see enough Jerry Orbach gifs...

I know a girls in Minnesota who hooked up Daryl Hall after a Hall and Oates concert and bore his spawn.

It's a 'Burgh thing. Yinz wouldn't understand ;)

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

Wasn't this a plot line in Sabrina?

I had a fun honeymoon. The only horror story was the bill when were done.

Oh, boy. Someone mentioned how the homosexual agenda!!1! was targeting businesses that wouldn't serve gay marriages or causes only to shame them when they declined to provide a service the other day. So, uh. *points to this*

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

I’m crying. This hits home, so hard. Sending to my husband, because right now, he needs to get inside my head. Thank you for writing this. <3