A kid who was late to my class once said that he was helping someone out of a burning building. I laughed and told him to take a seat. You have to begrudgingly admire someone with the chutzpah to try to pull off such a dumb and blatantly made up excuse.
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"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?"
"One oval-shaped suit, please."
Burt's Bees Original. Good for the lips and eyelids when I need a good high.
Burt's Bees Original. Good for the lips and eyelids when I need a good high.
You are going to get destroyed here haha.
I resort to one good spank on the butt when my also 4 year old takes his shit too far. I also reinforce it with a "go to your room" and an authoritative point in that general direction, and he's not allowed to come out until he's done crying and ready to apologize. He gets…
Yeah, but one was like "Amurrica! Pow pow killin' all the brown peoples while a bald eagle screeches the word "freedom!" overhead."
What do we expect here? The general public idolizes Hollywood and movie-making, but in the end, they are all just people. Just people working, like in any other profession. And people, by and large, are stupid. They don't honor "art" any more than any other random member of the public does. They look at nominees and…
Recently, The Hollywood Gossip reported that actress Dascha Polanco (Orange Is The New Black's Daya) abandoned two…
Empathy..ask your Doctor if it's right for you!
god i heard the clip and i wanted to punch his face off his face and then take his skin face and tan it and then put that on a dart board and use it and then attach that to a missile and blow it up and then take the ashes of that and pee on them and then take that and put it under the part of my yard where my dog pees…
The guy whose "thing" was being barefoot all the time. Barefoot Dave.
THANK YOU! It was so bizarre watching everyone freak out about it on Scandal last year. Hellooooo! "Bitch baby" has been around for ages, and Queen Cristina Yang said it first.
I must not stop by the correct intersections to get free dogs and end up having to pay money for my dogs. Or you are exaggerating.
That sounds like something that would have happened if Andy had been allowed to join the Finer Things Club on The Office.
I wonder if anything happened anywhere else. Maybe the Midwest but not Chicago. Pennsylvania but not Philadelphia. Pittsburgh? Yeah, the Monroeville Mall in Pittsburgh. I wonder if there's anything online about it.
Oops, here is the link: http://www.post-gazette.com/local/east/201…
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This is, hands down, my worst fear. I have nightmares bout it, I triple check sometimes, I doubt myself. Periods are a living hell for me