I don’t think the official in question is CURRENTLY working other games with other rulebooks, is he? As a general rule, NFL officials don’t have time to do that. But, as he’s in his second year out of the college game, it’s completely understandable to believe that in that split-second, his brain went back to what it…

I can’t commit to an entire trial. Is there any way we can get the legal proceedings over with in, like, a day?

You just pick your lawyer.

Police want to question this man.

“In 2014 alone, DraftKings processed more than $25 million of wagers from New York residents.”

I loved when Missouri-Kansas City tried to UCLA it by constantly referring to themselves as UMKC. Maybe they still do, I don’t know.

He may or may not have turned off Oddibe McDowell’s water as well.

I don’t care about Cam Newton one way or the other, but I love love love this, especially now.

“Four arrests? No problem. Five? Come ON, man, we have standards here.”

Most teams have leases that would preclude that, and the economics of it (playing at a college stadium in a regional market, for instance) probably would not work.

Irsay went nuts because he just realized he hired Ryan Grigson three and a half years ago.

Jerry Jones just turned 73 years old. I am going to guess we will be stuck with him for another 8-10 years.

Wow. A 20-year-old league that almost went out of business 13 years ago in a country that has only recently started to maybe kind of sorta embrace the sport on the professional level as a spectator enterprise isn’t as good as all the other leagues? I’m surprised you found someone to agree with your thesis statement,…

The Rams and Raiders moving out of Los Angeles in 1995 wasn’t about a lack of support. It was about crazy owners and the economics of the game changing. If you could get a better deal, you left. They could. They did.

We’ve kind of proven as a culture that we really like certain things more than we care about Other People’s Kids dying.

“I can’t say I follow this league too closely,” says guy whose one and only setting is “this league really sucks.”

Or, apparently, the spelling of “judgment.”

Good. Fuck her.

Unless Steve Smith, Jr. is actually playing on the same team, you don’t need the “SR.” bit, there, jackass.

As always, we insist that professional athletes put our happiness ahead of theirs, and then we call them selfish when they don’t do it.