Nope. Rest of the world is fine. For the rest of the world. As long as our lower divisions are still basket cases, it makes no sense for us.

God, Billy, just stop. Just stop. You have no qualifications to write about this stuff. You don’t think it through. You just don’t.

If by “actual court of law,” you mean “the circus in a Chicago courtroom where the acquitted partied with the jury afterward,” yeah, sure.

But...you guys....Curt Schilling is tall and he’s losing his hair. He knows all about persecution.

Cole Wagner looks like he drove himself to the game in his own car.

Wait, we could have had this guy instead of Ted Cruz? Shit.

Says guy with such strength of his convictions that he espouses them from the safety of a burner account.

“I particularly liked the white sleeves.” —- Colin Cowherd.

Of course he’s going to Tampa Bay. Because, of course he is.

Don’t you have a world to travel? No, seriously, this is a fun game. Can we do wine and music next?

“We believe if we work with Colin, he can fully reach his potential as a racist, and we look forward to helping him get there,” FOX didn’t say in a statement, but could have.

Try Vista Print.

Hamilton was just pissed because the guy said, “Hey, Billy, nice .272 OBP.”

Once worked for a minor league hockey team that brought in ( a ) Bob Denver (huge asshole) and ( b ) KC (of KC and the Sunshine Band, roaring drunk at 7am). Life in the minors.

It’s a joke. Go fuck yourself, Costa Rican Minister of Tourism.

Tip #1: Don’t go to Costa Rica.

That doesn’t sound like the Nick Saban I know.

Yes, but spooooooooooooooorts are important.

How could they do this to that Woman Who Doesn’t Live In Glendale But Really, Really Cares About The Coyotes, You Guys?

Um, it’s not either/or. They didn’t do this INSTEAD of writing about USA/Germany. I’m sorry you didn’t get your own personal sense of validation through a website writing about a match you already watched (you DID watch it, didn’t you?). If you saw the match, why the hell would you care what Billy Fucking Haisley has…