He did such a good job stealing defeat from the jaws of victory that I half expect the Democratic Party to hire him to run their next presidential campaign.

Sister city: Climax, Ga. (If it isn't, it should be.)

Yeah, I mean, you can live freely and stuff, but that doesn't include NOT TALKING TO REPORTERS! —- Joseph Arrambidez, presumably

Solution: stop asking Marshawn Lynch questions.

Unless they're in Pennsylvania. #googleitkids

Berman is a blight on the fucking culture.

And then said, "Oh, wait, I meant to say that about him being hired by Cleveland, but when Philly hired him, someone at NFL Network just switched the names. It wasn't my fault, you guys."

But what does Jeff Pearlman think?

"We did not intend to compare football to the civil rights legacy of Dr. King."

MLS does not jointly own each individual team.

You know "coming from somewhere else" actually IS "being American," right?

Berthiaume is terrible and got the gig based on one broadcast of the Rays/Yankees game from a few years back (on which he was also terrible). Brenly's fine, though an admitted homer. Don't watch the Suns, so I don't know about Johnson. Albert lost a step years ago. Sutton got fired, obviously, for personality…

That's fair.

So is saying I said there were none when I clearly said "many."

Let me assure you: we do not have many sportscasters in Arizona who would present much competition for said award.

Thank God. You win. Feel better?

That was only part of it. Coaches and parents were part of it, too.

The assignor should have known.

Probably 10/11 year olds.

"Pedantic," not "helpful."