Come on, please. 20 year old Florida State students don't write like lawyers. His lawyers wrote that.

Gotta be on something to think that haircut was a good look.

The only thing as viscious as a tone-deaf statement is a tone-deaf statement you obviously didn't write.

They do?

Yeah, but don't you want to see that press conference announcing his signing?

RT @gehrig38 One of the six days God needed to create the Earth, amirite?

Okay, Peter, we gave you the benefit of the doubt on "Arian Nation" a few years back because we figured it was possible a big ol' goofy guy like you didn't know about the white supremacist group, but now fuck you, you fucking douchebag.

"Keith's Twitter suspension had absolutely nothing to do with his opinions on the subject. In fact, just to be sure, we have suspended Max Bretos for another 14 days."

Unfortunately, America stopped caring about domestic violence by NFL players about a month and a half ago.

Four to six weeks, supposedly. One of the Rays' pitchers may have done something, too. These are the risks you take, I guess.

They were blocking like Tallahassee PD hindering an investigation into FSU players.

Being no-hit while losing the series may not have even been the worst part...

Duncan might be retired by then.

Normally, I would give you that, and I, too, think it's dangerous to get into a car with a driver who has been drinking. In this particular case, we don't know all the dynamics. Did he force her? Intimidate her? Did she have reservations but acquiesced out of cultural reasons or fear? Was she, herself drunk (no word…

True.

Shame his girlfriend died.

He and Barry Bonds have the same hat size.

Old and Busted
Someone starts throwing stuff or causing mayhem and destruction, first instinct is to get the hell out of Dodge.

He seems nice.