She's hoping he'll go deep. But he was expecting a tight end, unfortunately....

And he apparently did not react well.

So we gave them blankets AND democracy? You're welcome.

Oh, no...he's terrible.

The fact that Mike Goldberg is calling an NFL regular-season game positively proves that FOX is the worst thing to happen to professional football in decades.

Annnnnnnnnd, swing and a miss, strike one.

Once upon a time, it might have been known simply as "Not being a dick." But not in 2014.

I have the Star-Tribune's defense in my fantasy league, so I'm really looking forward to how this plays out.

Bye, Daisha.

How am I going to explain this to my seven-year-old?

My sincere hope is that you are able to get help. For both of you.

She either had absolutely no idea....or she had every idea.

Vodka Samm?

"In any other milieu, targeting women with cameras would be called creepy and stalking. So why not when TV camera do it?"

You sure showed him, Anonymous Internet Guy!

I am, in fact, veteran enough to know that was played out years ago.

No shit. Try and keep up.

What does Bill Polian say?

Regional and cultural, Sam.

"The rest of it will be revealed tomorrow."