Now you won't be able to not see him on Fox Sports 1 because you're not watching Fox Sports 1, but because he's no longer on Fox Sports 1.

Cromartie is on a whole 'nother level, but AP has been playing catch-up offense for a bit.

WCTV's license and transmitter are (or were) in Thomasville, Georgia. Back when I worked there. Don't know if that matters at all.

Dick Stockton says Josh McCown is making "his 40th start of the season." What is he, Koufax?

Point made. Indeed.

"So, who do you propose conduct the investigation?"

And then....this genius.

Yes, it is something similar to that. They apparently balance stuff out now.

Go fuck yourself, hayseed.

Go fuck yourself, hayseed.

How does Fox get a game with an AFC road team? Did they trade one with CBS because of the Thursday night thing or some other reason?

I would rather have Tony Siragusa marry into my family and live in my spare bedroom than listen to Chris Myers.

(Duplicate post. Apologies.)

There goes her promising NWSL career. She will, however, fit in on the USWNT.

Fuck. Chris Myers again? 0-26 was bad enough, MRSA was bad enough, Schiano was bad enough, Raheem and all the rest were bad enough, but I get Chris "Dig Me" Myers again? Fuck me.

And you want us to believe she's from Massachusetts?

If that's what was (over time) on Verlander's phone, there are several different women in there. Think he's going to have some 'splainin' to do to Ms. Upton?

The violent crime rate in this country is half what it was twenty years ago. I guess it's all the internet commenting, not tougher laws, that have impacted that. You are never going to "solve" certain human conditions, but to throw up your hands and say, "What can you do, we haven't cured murder yet, so don't worry…

Of course. It's about who can make the most crowd-pleasing joke about a recent death, or a pop culture reference or a fake conversation or one-man play that includes plenty of parenthetical stage directions.

I guess if our main concern is seeing that people who do bad things get what we consider to be adequate punishment based on our personal hierarchy of offenses, then opining on Deadspin about decisions made by the commissioner of the NFL would be a salve for our psyches, if not particularly transformative. But if your…