Well, not a great salsa, but it's Matt's brother who really has some spleenin' to do.

When Chris Andersen is traded, it will be announced in an ad in High Times.

It is expensive. Because corporations love gouging the fuck out of Americans because they can.

Are we still doing this "For the record no league does this anymore except the NL" shit? When Japan's Central League has no DH, either?

The title of this is also the number one phrase imprinted by label makers throughout the Republican Party.

Get back to school and learn how to use the language.

Damn. I guess my #hasevghenialandedyet hashtag is for naught, then.

I'm guessing Kenny Albert said that while wearing an official Redskins polo.

Well, go ahead and press your righteous point and use that word to your heart's content and report back and let me know how well it goes over with people with different skin color than you have.

Oh, sure, but just try it at the border, kid. See how people react then.

Said cartoon was released in 1946. Which much of baseball is still stuck in.

If the same dialogue gets re-used, THEN it's a Sorkin scene.

"Plus, he gave us Smelt Night."

Someone who doesn't know who Willie Mays Hayes is probably shouldn't be following MLB on Twitter.

You guys are all missing the point: some random guy didn't get to see if a baseball player hit a double or a triple in a game in mid-July, and we can't have that

Are you 14, or just from Indiana?

She seems nice.

And investigative reporter Erin Andrews was having all of it.

It's easier to get to first by drawing a walk.

See, doesn't matter what you cover, just having the name Mike Florio makes you a douchebag.