He then followed Costa Rica home on the turnpike and tried to kiss it when it got out of its car.

http://www.nytimes.com/1991/06/22/spo…

"To my knowledge, no team in any of the major sports has ever avoided taking a specific name because they feared legal action by a team in another sport with the same name."

"He said the crowd around him were chuckling the entire time."

"Irrational hate is the right of every sports fan..."

This headline was also on Jezebel, but above a completely different story.

Host country, not host city.

Part of that "lost generation" of baseball fans I have heard so much about?

"And that's how the whole thing started," said Mary Kay LeTourneau.

Those are pretty big words.

Joe Maddon was going to replace Price, but he has no freaking relievers who can pull, they all just suck.

(Cackles) —— David Stern

Jesus Christ, this was six fucking years ago.

Meanwhile, the Bears drafted a guy in the fourth round who assaulted his pregnant girlfriend. Totally okay. No Twitter outrage.

Get that thumb out, Manish. Dickhead.

"MyWife, YourWife, InstantWife. Go talk to whoever you want that does that stuff, I don't know."

He could get picked up by a gregarious axe-murderer.

"Guy obviously had it coming." —- Colin Cowherd.

She seems nice.

She wanted to make sure they got a slap on the wrist? This isn't Notre Dame, you know.