Two words: Jan Brewer.

Isn't Eric Decker's wife ACTUALLY a blow-up doll?

Dolphins. Canned. I see what you did there.

Everyone still (rightfully) gives Chris Brown shit.

Just waiting for Julie Chu to try that line on me. #ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Teaser Trailer for "Hard Knocks."

One of those chairs is not Michael Jackson's son, no matter what Billie Jean says.

He also got the teacher blacklisted at Hop Sing's, so.....

Okay, that's at once clever and funny and semi-obscure, which means you hit the trifecta.

You laugh, but right now Darren Rovell is trying to work out some farts divided by salary equation so he can tweet it.

How long did they have to stand in line to get the chance to make those memes, do you think?

Doesn't make up for '72 in Munich, but we'll take it anyway.

Your timing was better, no question. Kudos.

Mine was a minute after his, fucknuts and I didn't see it. I'm not that fucking stupid.

The last retirement that freed up cap space was Barry Bonds'.

"But there were gay men in the crowd who said it was offensive that the Rams organization would choose to embarrass Arizona fans by portraying them as a gay couple."

Hard for me to believe the rest of the world thinks Americans are less than charming.

"Fucking teenage boys is optional."

I miss Brooke Alvarez.

"Oh, sure, but when *I* do it, it's a big scandal." —- Jacky Chamoun