If he's not careful, I'm going to start to get the impression he's a bad guy.

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Yeah, but not enthusiastically.

"Peyton Manning—yes, the quarterback Peyton Manning—"

The original's tongue-in-cheek campiness is a big part of its appeal. Obviously, this looks better from a technical standpoint thanks to the technology in the intervening 27 years, but I feared it would lose that semi-whimsical "We're not taking this completely seriously" part.

So, wait, it's not even an actual fantasy draft, but a mock fantasy draft? A practice fantasy draft?

You know why these things are news, moron radio show callers and tweeters? Because you're watching your society change in real time. THAT'S why it's news. That's why it's important.

Oh, yes.

I feel uncomfortable when I agree with....Pete Prisco.

And Michael still insists on living 3,000 miles away from this woman?

You've just described Bleacher Report's business model.

"Freedom of speech is freedom of speech, and you should answer for your own hang-ups."

Eldridge Dickey also attempted a comeback in the WFL in 1974, but I don't know how successful it was. (And he was the first black first-round draft pick at quarterback, I do believe.)

Dan "The Man" Levitan on play-by-play.

MNF moved from ABC to ESPN because it made more sense, financially, for the company.

I am not sure the blackout rules are part of their supposed antitrust exemption, which they don't actually enjoy anyway. (Unless you're talking about the Sports Broadcasting Act of 1961, which is what allowed sports leagues to pool national TV rights payments. In which case, blackouts existed prior to that and the…

ABC shifted Monday Night Football to ESPN years ago. I don't know that they want to go back.

(Please note that the Nick Foles account is a fake.)

Is there such a thing as an Internet Tough Girl?

Yes, I read her Tweets.