Wow. She's fun to be around, looks like.

"You Can Trade Losing Lotto Tickets For Florida Panthers Seats"

There have been 28 kickoff return touchdowns the last three regular seasons, apparently, all of at least 77 yards.

"Mike, it's cool, I got you a character witness!"

This looks like House Hunters International, where the American couple can't believe shit is so small elsewhere in the world.

Ran in Phoenix as well. But it was no more confusing than most of the other commercials.

Well, like I always say, "Better latent than never."

Another white guy upset about the commercial last night?

No shit, genius.

It IS a joke, and YOU'RE fucking stupid.

So in the last few posts, you've told me it's cold at the Super Bowl, there's price gouging and it's a nightmare to get there. Stuff no one could have envisioned, say, two years ago. #informationforlife

That's not even counting all the death threats he got on Twitter.

I'm still trying to process that Jim Miller has a vote for the NFL MVP.

1990 Buffalo vs. NY Giants (not listed in the official box score)
1991 Buffalo vs. Washington (4 catches, 61 yards, 1 TD)
1992 Buffalo vs. Dallas (2 catches, 50 yards, 1 TD)
1993 Buffalo vs. Dallas (6 catches, 60 yards)
1996 Green Bay vs. New England (listed as substitute in the official box score)
1997 Green Bay vs.…

The profile pic where he's copping a feel on a dog, especially.

It's still not irony, even after you explain it. It's coincidence.

Definitely not Wal-Mart, she weighs 130, tops.

"Okay, you've got my attention, there, Ace." — Lois Feldman

"Why would there be a pocket of Saints fans in the heart of Texas?"

Jesus, LeBatard, we can't do EVERYTHING for you.