"...you won't regret sticking it out..."

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that sports fans on social media or sports talk radio could be idiots.

"Goodwill doesn't pay the arena lease."

"She blew him up like the car bomb that took out Dylan McKay's father in season three of 90210." ——- Bill Simmons

Not a Heisman candidate. Doesn't count.

"I really WAS born too soon." —— Bill Conlin

Thank God they weren't speaking Spanish, shit would have got real.

Sorry to have ruined your day by having read the first sentence:

Mizzou claims ESPN has misrepresented their position, had a preconceived story before asking for Mizzou's response and waited until right before the story was going to drop before getting the University's comment.

Falls down a lot.

Have Iowa State students "been through a lot" in all this, or does that only apply to football if you have a Heisman candidate at quarterback?

Did you hear the one about the guy who wanted to coach in the NFL in the worst way?

This deserves far more love than it's likely to get.

This? I got this from the network. #ripstu

At least its website works.

Except on Twitter, where the accepted way of calling someone the n-word is just to, you know, use the n-word.

Not the ones next to Front Row Amy.

And not from TeddyRooseveltCare.

And then wing on over to London and jam with the Stones.

It's what Twitter would be if you took out all the racism and fantasy football shit and the Frisky Fridays and forced everybody to spell everything correctly.