Tell you what, though, the @TheBrianG Twitter feed referenced in that piece is pretty epic. It's only a matter of time before he has a show on Fox Sports 1.

What's next for Jeff Spicoli?

"If it doesn't fit, you must be a twit."

That UFL experience will really mess a man up.

[1] I am 87.4% sure BronzeHammer is serious.

Louis v. Rick is much, much better.

"Russians are apparently having a grand old time with this photo..."

"Alcohol was obviously a factor...."

"My husband can not f****ing throw platitudes and catch them at the same time." —- Gisele Bundchen

"It took four and a half years, but I got my revenge," said the cab driver.

Twitter is like GPS for racism.

I never thought I'd see Dr. Zaius on TV again.

I don't disagree with you.

No Heisman for you!

You're not on board with the idea you just posited?

Replay will NOT be the thing responsible for a slow baseball game. We have slow baseball games NOW.

They are shorter than cricket test matches, that's for certain.

(Sigh.)

I was just saying, "Man, baseball games are too short. They need to do something to slow them down."