RT @Mark_Sanchez: @vsestito32 what's your situation?

His first thought after dunking?

Burner says what?

Gruden deactivated her, just to be safe.

And when a FOX affiliate is disgusted with you, you have unlocked the final level.

Isn't everybody's war on drugs an immoral shitshow?

You are not a Schiano Man.TM

They need to send Rick Sutcliffe over there and fix that thing.

How hard can it be? Deadspin commenters did it.

J-school kids, take heart: there are jobs out there.

Wasn't a serious question, but....okay.

Is there some sort of saying that would apply here? Maybe some suggestion that the residents of a city conduct themselves in a certain dignified manner? I'm drawing a blank.

Kluwe on line two.

"I have to tell you that it was one of the best broadcasts I've ever had."

I only watch the Grey Cup for the commercials.

Too bad most of you lot aren't old enough to remember Dick Young.

You forgot "Other guys' wives."

Now has he lost his fastball?

The other 14 percent is recovering in a local hospital after Steve Smith beat the shit out of it.

Note he's not necessarily going to lose credentials to Marlins games. Just suspended from the BBWAA. BBWAA members aren't the only people who can and do get credentials to MLB games. He could still request Marlins credentials through ESPN or whatever radio station he's on. Or just through the Herald.