"The BBWAA regards Hall of Fame voting as the ultimate privilege, and any abuse of that privilege is unacceptable.

Also, don't doctors usually leave people in medically-induced comas, not plane crashes? Did the EMTs find him in a medically-induced coma? Or is my understanding of what "medically-induced" means completely off?

"Austin, it's pretty obvious your dad was trying to kill you."

Credit: Production still from Arlington Road (1999)

That's fair enough.

Man, Craggs was right: Sherman is the dumbest fucking guy going if he ever thought of LeBatard as a serious journalist.

Now if Ron Jaworski would only say that Dan LeBatard had a chance to be one of the greatest vote-seller-outers of all time. ESPN could create a whole 'nother news cycle out of this.

(Cums)

Did Moore knock up Ragland's girlfriend?

I don't disagree with your premise at all.

Look, I love Greg Maddux, but does the unanimous thing REALLY matter?

No, you must live your life so as to please anonymous internet people you will never meet!

Hell, if they were still giving players money, Cam Newton would have been able to afford his own laptop.

Right now there are women wearing Kobe Bryant jerseys. We have short attention spans.

Once you tell him how much tail he can get from the other executives and the former sideline reporters...surely.

They were actually the Neon for three years (1994-1996) and only became the Safari for the fourth and final year (1997). They also went 3-25 that year.

"I blame myself too!"

Isn't the obvious question, "Why the hell aren't you doing porn and making a kabillion dollars?"

The strike-shortened season was 1982. The playoff games that year were played in 1983, obviously.

Another interesting fact: Manning also went to the Super Bowl WITH Dungy.