LaRussa: "Hey, you guys need a ride?"

Funny how waiting until all the games are played kind of keeps you from having to have collective angst about what MIGHT happen with the BCS. It tends to work itself out.

Not to mention retiring because of those kids, prompting one daughter to say, "I got my daddy back," only for said daddy to say "Psyche!" a day later and take his old job back. That's when he lost me.

Guess that answers the questions of who would be dumb enough to give Cano that contract, and why.

"Comedian....Jay Mohr?" I recognize all three of those words, but the manner in which you have arranged them confuses me.

I would guess the maid was very appreciative that he left the room while she cleaned.

Kansas City. Not Kansas. Though they actually do play in Kansas. Kansas City, Kansas.

UniMas is definitely the way to go. No Taylor Twellman.

"Looks good to me!" —- Mordecai Brown

He just got done shagging an Iowa housewife in the men's room.

Surprised he didn't divide something by something else. He has moved on to a new meme.

Wait, LUTHER CAMPBELL is upset that someone disrespected a young lady? Whuck?

PS - I cannot believe you made it to this station in life and your career without knowing this, but given our history, can you blame us for trying to make sure?

Always wondered what had happened to Anthony Federico.

Shame. Former Warriors/Bucks/Pistons point guard Lorenzo Fumar was looking forward to being the honorary captain.

"Hey, we'll whore ourselves out, but even we have limits."

Apparently all the lawyers on retainer only studied half of Hustler v. Falwell while they were in school.

The Bears wear navy, not black.

The best part? redsoxfan1 apparently didn't exist prior to this thread. #ladyin7a

This is how you know she is a keeper, boys.