Only if there's a German tourist involved. And they all go to jai-alai after hitting the early bird special at Red Lobster. Then everything is in play.

Bill Conlin had a Hall of Fame vote, right? Or still might?

Oh, fuck you.

I am saying both of those things.

Maybe.

I won't apologize for being smarter than you. Fuckhead.

Blow me.

Tonedeafstradamus, more likely.

And believe me, if anyone is set up to hear complaints.....

Yeah, they are, actually. The economics of local television news aren't going to be suddenly exempt from supply and demand and the notion of a small market that can only generate x amount of revenue. Even if they found oil under the TV station in Bismarck, no, their anchors would not be making more just out of college…

Having worked in television news for years, I find that hard to believe, given there are 144 markets above this one and only 65 below it. Math is hard.

Rob Ford goes to ASU? The hat gave it away.

RT @EveryAsshole "You made me sad for an evening, therefore, you must die." #perspective

( a ) I hope so
( b ) Not good enough to not be in North Dakota, apparently

He's actually a better anchor than she is.

"This analysis IS kind of sticking your neck out there," Glennon admitted.

Fun fact: Assistant state attorney of the Second Judicial Circuit Georgia Cappleman is the daughter of Bill Cappelman, former Florida State quarterback.

But, hey, you got paid!

The retractable part rarely, if ever worked. For a while they stored it in the basement and eventually they just domed the place in completely.

Bonus: shorter than the Kony video.