In Simmons' defense, it HAS been hours since one of his teams won anything important.

Don't make people think. Bumper sticker-level thoughts are much, much simpler.

I honestly was not aware Drew could write 2,794 words without any of them being "fuck."

SCRAPPY!

I think it's partially because they have high school educations. And they believe a multi-colored necklace can help them play baseball better. These are not - by and large - great thinkers.

United States Men's National Team. To distinguish from the United States Wambach National Team.

"And after he was done..."

Just a little bit south of there.

I'd be interested in the metrics you base that on other than climate. Or 198os thinking.

So am I, oddly enough.

Still think we don't deserve a hockey team?

They can accuse her of anything. Proving it without evidence could be problematic, but they can accuse and even charge her with anything under the sun. Then you gotta make it stick. Maybe they can, maybe they can't, but maybe they can convince her to testify against him (and the sheriff apparently isn't going to let a…

Saved the kid from more years of living in Martinsville, Indiana.

You're right. Typo. My bad.

Hey, January 13, 2003 is not represented in the mural there, is it?

Mushnick loses points for not going off on Francesa or guys who don't run hard to first or guys who can't shoot free throws or games that start and end very late or black uniforms for schools without black as a school color or junior college transfer students from foreign countries or Yankee announcers or Boomer…

This is really that dude who calls up coaches and offers them jobs as a prank, right?

Thanks for that, genius. I have been led to believe you can SAP to just natural sound, but if have yet to be able to make that happen.

The Bucs certainly have a staff infection. No question.