Would leeches be considered "Schiano Men?"

That's certainly possible.

My friends and I used to do stuff just like this.

The point being: Reilly is (now) a hack, and his motivation to make something up is...to get page views and to try to bolster his point of view rather than examine it in the face of evidence within his own family. (Plus, what is the difference, exactly, between lying about what his father-in-law said and making up…

Is that Gammons' Twitter feed on a scroll at the bottom of the screen?

By the same token*, who has proven themselves to be a corner-cutting hack of a pseudo-journalist?

RT @crintransition Rick Reilly would like to misquote you for a column he is writing.

Not surprised? Wilbon. #mrtony

No sound? You mean no announcers? The Announcerless Game was December 20, 1980 between the Jets and Dolphins. (They've done it at least once in Canada as well, maybe more than once.) But there was still sound.

Fantasy Football isn't football. It's fucking algebra.

Those of you who play for teams in Florida, North Carolina, New York and Illinois will still have to pay taxes in California, though, if you make enough money and the state feels like coming after you for income you earned from an employer in Florida, North Carolina, New York or Illinois (among others), despite the…

Not sure he would have won (though it's certainly easy to say, in a He Was A Really Popular Sports Person Therefore He Could Get Elected To The United States Senate way). Jack Ryan, who had at least some actual political capital based on his resume, was trailing Obama in polling at the time he dropped out (though only…

They're saving this one to re-use later:

Like the song says, "If you lick it, then you shoulda put a ring on it."

I was actually at a World Cup match where Italy didn't wipe the floor with the States. Even though they then went on to win the tournament.

Again, perspective.

Wow, perspective much?

And, yet, 12 million people watched the last game that nobody cares about.