Or when the “guy who did the first crime but not the main crime” walks on in the third scene of a Law & Order ep and you’re like “he did the molesting but not the killing.”

What the actual FUCK. These people are the savants of tone-deaf.

I swear these people look like they came out of central casting for “greedy, villainous couple.”

“She’s a very nice lady, and only sometimes eats whole live pinky mice for lunch.”

Honey, should I wear the opera length leather gloves, or the opera length cotton glov.....Oh, wait. That is a silly question. OF COURSE the leather ones.

Do you EVER remember even seeing the spouse of a Treasury Secretary - much less have them trotted around to every photo op like she’s the goddamn First Lady?

Especially while standing there in a $5000 outfit. But then, what does one wear to visit the money factory?

She is disinterested. Because what does a Sith Lord need with $1 bills?

How did this fuckery not rate a mention today?

Stuyvesant is a feeder school to Hudson University.

Yeah, Oregon was on fire everywhere for about a month and a half (hell, it still is in a lot of places!). Know how many national news mentions we got?

Oregon: She Flies With Her Own Motherfucking Wings

As an Asian woman who is fluent in English and has done this multiple times when a gross old white man sits next to me and decides to make conversation (usually by telling me how sexy/beautiful he finds Asian women), I completely believe she pretended not to speak English the entire time.

No, he seems to have the original two.

I have to say, I feel bad for Barron Trump. Sure he has all the money in the world but the kid lives in a gilded cage and that was before the white house. I wonder if he has any friends or any social skills at all. I get the feeling he’s going to be talking to a shrink when he grows up. He had his childhood robbed…

I took too much joy in this comment. I hate myself right now.

No. He’s being portrayed by a crisis actor.

Did Barron grow a foot since January?

“The vehicle which carries the president of the United States is a spectacular vehicle. It is designed to withstand a massive attack like a low-level rocket grenade.