24 weeks? Seriously? Is this posted so we should all say charging her is so wrong?

Well, thanks. And I always appreciate it when a new tweet of yours pops up, by the way—I don’t know how you have the energy to travel the way you do (I am terribly lazy in general and have developed a deep loathing of everything to do with air travel), but it’s always fun when people share photos of or details about…

Hide the Salami ?

OR for sex! “I ravished this ravishing brunette...” Heh.

This is a personal issue with me and I find myself getting stupidly defensive of two people whom I don’t know and, other than my love for Carrie, don’t care too much about. But whatever. I actually generally don’t think big age gaps in relationships are a good idea. Not necessarily to do with your standard power…

she’s black and in their eyes black= unclassy

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

That is delicious!

Lime jello with cottage cheese is actually surprisingly good. Mennonites still eat it (and lots of other jello molds) often.

The only redeeming part about banana is it can be made into banana bread after they turn black and die.

I’m horrified.

I have so many questions... How can he claim that the casino “should have known” anything about his or his girlfriend’s past behavior outside of the casino? Was he served all 15 drinks by the same bartender? If not, how was the casino staff to know how many drinks he had been served?

Reputable casinos employ telepathic bartenders who can read patrons’ drinking memories. Everyone knows that.

Also, having drank at a casino in the past, I know that seldom are you served by the same person more than twice, usually only once. There are loads of people wandering around there with drink trays, and several bars you can go up to as well. I have never been to this particular casino, but I have been to plenty of…

I hate it when casinos and girlfriends ruin men’s lives like that.

PT is also a solid member of the commentariat. Just probably misunderstood your intentions, ya know?

Nothing about that response was trollish. Your knee-jerking is not helpful and you owe the OP an apology.

THANK YOU.

Wait—I’m a troll? Since when?