Completely unasked and unprompted in any way:

The fantasy un-fuck! Sadly, I know it well.

I work in an interesting intersection of finance and politics. While I was an intern, I was talking with a venture capitalist at a networking event. When I mentioned that I was working with a data and statistics driven project, he told me I “was too pretty to do math.”

After our first (and last) time together:

The husband and I were at a bar, which was having a karaoke night. We’d had a bit to drink (it was our first night away from our new baby, so we were taking advantage of this big time). This particular night was the finals for a competition, so the singers were actually good. After listening to the hopefuls tear it…

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

oh sure but I bet she can’t smuggle booze and weed into festivals between her tits. Where’s that challenge because I win!

I’m starring your comment, because it’s terrific, but I think it’s important to note that there is a black experience that has nothing directly to do with slavery in the Americas. My best friend from medical school is Nigerian. He does not think to himself, “would my ancestors have been slaves two centuries ago in the…

“Here’s the only litmus test to being black: Would you have been a slave? Okay, then. Welcome”

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

My husband has called him “the wife beater” since the 2nd or 3rd episode because, “it’s only a matter of time.” Dude has some SERIOUS anger issues.

Very appropriately, after reading this, I went and picked up an order from Five Guys and some woman in front of me was complaining that one of her kid’s little bacon cheeseburger had bacon on it. .... The cashier said, “Yeah, those have bacon on them. So you want a cheeseburger instead? ... Do you want cheese on it?”

People who judge other peoples’ reproductive choices are terrible people*, so my sympathies go out to you.

I just flew back home to Buenos Aires last night, after ten days visiting the fam in the US. Although I really enjoyed the trip, I’m so glad to be home. I complain a lot about this city, but being away for ten days made me appreciate a lot of things and in a way, it gave me a new and positive perspective. So I…

It still seems plausible to me that the punishment did indeed fit the crime- they got a very light sentence for what is definitely very obscene behavior in a country where you can be fined for being alone in a house with someone of the opposite gender that you’re not related to or caned for drinking alcohol. I…

I’d hesitate to damn Hefner as actually condoning date rape for referring to one of the slang terms for Quaaludes. I mean, a lot of women took them precisely because they made them hornier.

This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.

There was a woman who commented on the Facebook post and she was sitting DIRECTLY next to the guy. She said he was rude as hell but didn’t call her out as Muslim and didn’t say that she would use the can as a weapon. She said he told her to STFU and that she was being ridiculous (which is rude as hell, btw), but…