I bet he takes power naps instead of just regular boring naps.

If my daily schedule looked like that I’d spend a lot of time hating my life. At the end of the day you have to ask yourself, “Is that level of success what you want out of life.” Lots of people would castigate you for thinking life is for anything else other than success. I disagree. Life is about finding happiness,…

Just reading that was exhausting. I think I’m going to take a nap. Who’s with me?

I’ll wait 7 or 8 years before his book “Doing Nothing: How I Learned the Priceless Art of Relaxation After I Had to Spend 2 Years in Bed Due to a Mysterious Chronic Illness.”

It sounds like he doesn’t have a life as much as he creates one with hours and hours of busywork. I just can’t with people who are so smug about how they could never understand boredom, about how they’re always pushing themselves harder to succeed, and tend to view other people who don’t as lesser beings. It’s…

That is offensive to survivors from war-torn countries, rice, and rainwater from gutters.

I don’t understand this concept at all! By that I mean I don’t get why the public think that a name is claimed by a celebrity once they name their kid that, as if it didn’t exist before. You should just name her that anyway and tell people that it’s a family name. I feel you though, I always feel irrationally upset…

Well, I’m disappointed although, admittedly, putting 50 bucks on “Lebron” was always a long shot.

I’m actually really glad they didn’t give her Diana as a first name. I feel like she would grow up in a very large shadow if they had (not privately with regard to her parents, of course, but publicly).

Work has been super shitty and it looks like the mini-vacation I was planning on taking isn’t going to pan out. But on the bright side, I am currently drinking grapefruit sangria out of a coconut, so that’s kind of awesome. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!

I call bullshit on this. Like all things, if your hygiene is poor without a beard, it will be poor with a beard. There is no reason ANY man’s beard should contain fecal matter. NONE. Even if you go down on someone and they’re not having the freshest of days, you STILL wash your beard, you nasty fucker. If you change a…

/am a ghost now

Interesting - it makes sense that you’re former military working in government-ish contract stuff. I have no such experience, unfortunately, but I do work in pharma/med device field and have been keeping my eye out with regard to private companies overseas, because I figure that’s my best hope. I love what I do and I…

I’m sure they do. also, Bane kitty still makes me laugh.

Unrelated question: how does one find a job overseas? I’m young(ish) and single and no kids, and I really really really want to experience living in another country for a while. I just have no idea how to get started.

As soon as I saw the mom I thought “fuck”. Because, included in all the reasons that taking this to the media was asinine, is she just fueled every fat shaming troll out there to go “well, of course that chick is feeding her kids oreos”. (Not saying you’re a troll - just saying she unwittingly gave that stigma a whole…

I almost have a little bit of sympathy for the school because, really, it’s fucking awful what a lot of children are given to eat on a daily basis and society really should start doing some work to normalize healthy eating and stigmatize the standard American diet.

Yeah, I’m somewhat skeptical of the whole thing as well - I’m kind of skeptical of all purchasers of Lunchables. Those things are not cheap and would leave a kid hungry in about five minutes. I hear from my daughter about the things her classmates are bringing to eat and it kind of blows my mind. It would be…

I suspect this is not the first time she had cookies or junk food in the lunch bag. I can’t imagine that teachers send letters on the first Oreo infraction. I also don’t necessarily take her at her word that her kid is not overweight. I'm guessing the teachers thought the kid had nutrition problems and wanted to,…

This administrator has got to be kidding if he thinks a four-year old is going to eat fruit and a vegetable for lunch. We pack a lunch with fruit, but pretty sure Jujy Junior takes one or two grapes or strawberries and throws the rest in the trash. I’d rather that he have at least some processed crap like a Lunchable…