Oh I don’t really feel like that :) I just can’t believe I’m exasperated on behalf of Paltrow. It’s Bizzaro Day! ;)

Some other people have pointed out that everyone going “Oh my god, why did she buy limes?!” is actually really similar to the judgement that those actually receiving benefits receive. We all think we’d do better on that budget, but I don’t know. Especially if you found yourself suddenly way more restricted than you…

good couple days for outrageously good looking trans people

I’m on SNAP and bought 4 limes for $1 last week. I didn’t know I was a cluessless waste. The HORROR.

It seems entirely apropos in this instance.

Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

OF COURSE it was only symbolic. Did anyone really seriously believe she was going to stick to that?

She was absolutely, 100% unequivocally wronged and had her property stolen.

(1) Community property = both spouses co-own the money and property. It’s not that Husband owns 50% and Wife owns 50%. (Or H&H or W&W). Each has an undivided interest in the whole.

Honestly, I am okay with all of the this. If you get into a sex for gift and silence relationship, and you break part of the deal, you lose.

It’s not because she was a teen mom or is in porn. It’s because she is an idiot.

A very important reminder that the (future) top doctor in our nation once made me pose with her blow-up doll on top of me. Would go back if covered by Kaiser.

And register your trip ahead of time with the state department, particularly if you are traveling somewhere that is not politically stable. When we hear stories about unrest in a country and all U.S. Citizens being evacuated, that's how they know you are there.

I could have used this in high school; I was so immature when I went off to college that I did the typical boozing/getting laid schtick and really regret it. My son's school incorporates SEL (Social and Emotional Learning) into their curriculum starting in 1st grade and it is a fantastic program.

Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. Being a smart kid is hell as an adult. People have so many expectations for you, so many goals, so many AP classes. You have so much promise as a young thing, so bright and clever, and suddenly you look around and you’re sitting in your pajamas, watching Netflix, doing nothing with your…

Nobody in their right mind would let this woman teach students under 18. She needs to give up that dream like yesterday

You know what's a real inconvenience? Lawsuits.

The youngest guy I would date right now is 20. That will probably change once I turn 30. Maybe.

Holy fuck the not shaking the hand thing. I work with all men in an industrial environment. When we meet with outside buisnesses or representatives I am always the last introduced, and often the handshake is wierd if I get one. Limp or that half hand thing. And when I jut my hand out and introduce myself the 45-50+ yr…