Thank you for reminding me of the days when I was a "flyer" at JCPenney in the late '70s and would occasionally get posted in the lingerie department. Once a week, Yellow Bra Guy would come in, politely and quietly buy a single yellow 42A bra, and leave.

You are doing God's work my child.

Thank goodness for those people, right?!

I think this one's better than most of the featured stories, other than Popcorn Revenge (which is obviously destined to become a classic). People idiotically assuming that servers can't be educated is nothing new, but the bizarre repeated kicking of your foot adds a nice fillip of surreality! That is SO WEIRD.

I pity the dude who cruises Cheesecake Factory for hookers

So ALLLLLL you do all day is work a job that pays your rent, and you speak French? LAME! Why aren't you an astrophysicist? Neil Degrasse Tyson is one. It's not that hard.

That girl sounds like a great friend. :)

I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.

I’m so sorry you went through that.

Along the same lines as Becca's story about people making assumptions about educational backgrounds, I waited tables at an Italian chain restaurant that falls between Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill in terms of cost/quality the summer between college and law school. Our clientele was generally pretty decent, and as a…

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Steadfast Little Viper sounds like an excellent band name.

Oh I was hair flipping for the whole 1.5 hours in church yesterday (my hairspray failed me)

I don’t really think Jesus had a dress code. He infamously washed a whore’s feet. I am enjoying imagining the parishioners in the background going, “Thank you, Jesus!” at their departure, however.

Maybe one of them runs very hot and one of them runs very cold?

Church of the Holy Self Promotion.

That's brilliant. These hoes have taken scheming to a whole new level.

I like how Kendall and Kylie aren’t just not dressed for church they appear to be dressed for two completely different occasions and/or weather conditions.