It IS, it IS fabulous! We should all exchange our cash for the pretty homosexy money!

Yeah, but she wanted it to be shocking and feed into every preconceived notion that people believe.

Oh my. Thank you!

Kim, slaving away on an Easter basket, surrounded by photos of herself.

That is not a spectacularly large Easter Basket. Also, those supplies seem to be for 4 Easter Baskets, the 1 in the foreground and the 3 in the background.

But are you complaining about it being religious? I’m guessing “no,” on that.

Shit, you’re right. Damn it. And then there was this on his Wikipedia page after he announced his departure:

That one is so nuts. Well, both church reviews are, but even though this one isn’t mouth-frothy like the other, I think it might be crazier.

“I came here for easter service six years ago. it’s a big church with a past deeply rooted in [Redacted city] history. the sermon irritated me simply b/c it was religious and asked me to take a lot on faith (so i guess it was my problem with religion, not this church in particular)“

Apsen Dakota sounds like an overprotected superhero whose power helps the needy roll over their 401ks.

When will America learn that large, public easter egg hunts are not that fun for children 99% of the time? I get that when you don’t have a yard it’s harder to give them that experience at home, but even an indoor hunt with actual hidden eggs is probably gonna be more entertaining than just a field where some people…

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

I grew up on this beach. Miss that ocean smell. But there is nowhere to work back home. Jobs are nice.

I've always considered Hawaii to be a bit trashy and overly typical, but I do admit that I enjoyed one of my visits. We saw an authentic luau and it was quite magical, my boys loved it

It’s not hard! I tell my students that it’s a bit like a spider’s web: you find one thing you like and go from there.

If I email Company B this weekend to see about moving up the interview, do I tell them why?

It’s so apples and oranges! But I think I’d lean slightly toward Company B, unless you’re in a position to consider moving, because a bad commute can really kinda ruin your life (I take it you’re talking really horrendous, like, L.A. traffic level of bad).

It’s a bit of a weird haul, but here you go. Some were new, some were replacements, all are great:

Negotiate with company A while you do your other interview. If they pressure you for a yes or no, tell them you need to think about it and will get back to them by the end of the week. Unless there’s an extenuating circumstance, if they want you, they will wait. Unless you have a written letter of offer that you’ve…

Give it at least another month before you make a decision. If you’ve been accepted, there’s no reason you should have to jump on it immediately.