Aha! For all you hideous, obese, stanky bachelors out there, this is the best way for you to get an attractive lady friend.

Did anyone hear the scream of pain at the end?

I would think he'd wish to get that nasty turtle neck off. He's been wearing it for decades!

@TheOmnitron: Cause their male parts aren't large enough?

Someone needs to say HI to HYGIENE.

For important stuff I use a firstinitial lastname@gmail

@orbitbreak: I know the differences between 64 and 32 bit. As Starman pointed out, 10.6 goes into 32 bit mode automatically for compatibility. My Ubuntu partition is 64 bit, and my HTPC runs 64 bit Win7.

Whatever Snow Leopard is...

Pretty good. It's a lil' buggy, but it's excellent. I'll be using this instead of WMC from now on.

@awesomepossum: Tape + paper

Hey, are you guys pulling any pranks this year? Please do!

@Ioncloud9: It's not?

@Whitson Gordon: Back when Songbird first came out, every image of the bird on their site had a fart poof. And there was a buttload of em, seems like they mostly got rid of the poof. That's a shame.

Did you guys remove the fart poof from the Songbird?

Stupid Gizmodo... Whenever I see the word flashlight I think it says fleshlight. Dang you, Frucci!

How come I never meet morons like this?

@Phoshi: Hmm... legal or not, doesn't seem honest at all. Guess it doesn't matter anyway, I'm just gonna be using Media Center.

How legal is this?

@spider2544: How many apps it got?