@D-K, Anarchist: Helping children? What have the children ever done for me?!

Drapes match the carpet?

@Alex_Mexico: What? Your babies don't look like that?

I'll help relatives out with small stuff. I always stay away from printers, and network stuff. It's so satisfying to convert someone to Firefox...

I would MURDER for that beard.

I just read some of the comments...My head hurts...

@m021478: So the nose thing works?

@m021478: I bet you get ALL the ladies!

@MisterWho — The Cat Whisperer: No, you!! Bacon is the manliest food ever created! #baconsunrise

Hey! I use that keyboard for my white Macbook, too! #workspaces

@PotteryBarnClearanceSale: I recommend VOSS. It's from the fjords!! #bisphenolacausesimpotence

@met2art: You are such a jerk. Do you know hard it is for me to not say "That's what she said"? It's pretty dang hard!! #bisphenolacausesimpotence

@B-low: That's how Michael Jackson started out... #bisphenolacausesimpotence

@Kaiser-Machead: Spaghetti and meatballs!! #vatican

So...many....That's what she said's...in...this...post.....MUST....RESIST..... #foodhacks

I've tried to switch browsers a few times to get away from Safari's crashiness, but Firefox 3.6 has lasted the longest. I've tried Camino, Opera 10, and Chrome, but I always went back to Safari for some reason. I like it! I may even remove Safari from the dock! #firefox36

All hotspots should either be free, with no ads, or free with ads.

@camneil01: I doubt it. #hackintosh

Anyone know how to get scratches out of the plastic screen of a Palm Pre? #openthread

@mattycakes: Murglar = Murderer/Burglar #nature