@89macrunner: Yeah, a dog that small kinda takes the purpose out of having a dog. Who's gonna scare away the murglers? The only good thing they're good for is kickin'! #nature

I've tried this a couple times, but for some reason the Windows partition kept breaking. Eventually I just installed XP via Boot Camp and installed Ubuntu using Wubi. #multiboot

Little late for that... #snowleopard

VOTE: Mac OS X Snow Leopard dock. #dock

Nice buns! #lifehackercookbook

@crackel: They don't murder them, they make 'em walk the plank! #piratecapture

@Anonymoose: And then on his use of punctuation.

I'm looking for a wireless keyboard with a trackpad for an HTPC running 64-bit Windows 7.

Pff! I do that in one day! Wait... #internet

@philibuster: All in the wrist! #androideclair

When do we eat it? #androideclair

@Sporker: Are you joking??

@Keith Nelson: Who cares about area codes? Your phone number can be anything! You could pick something like (area code) FAT LARD, or DNT MESS, or anything really.

Durnit! I can't invite people yet!

@SuperTuna: Fortunately for me, it's the latter.

Hey! I had that phone! It was a piece of crap.

Ha! Eat that, iPhoners!

@John Dougherty: It's like someone can't tell the difference between a playlist and genre.

Whoa, I'm getting some weird genres.

Thanks for this! I was looking for something that does this for free, I don't want to have to pay for something I'll only use once or twice.