@HillGirl: WOW. I was also once date raped because of pizza. On a hot summer day, this guy took me on a date. We went to this pizza place, but afterward he parked in some shady place. He raped me, ditched me, and took my wallet and my leftover pizza. The only good thing about that week was having AC.

I hope the 3D Hopper comes with a 3D Plunger.

@( . Y . ): NEVERMIND. LEAVE ME ALONE.

This is such an awesome article.

Who's phone number?

@MetaKz:

@BattleMoose87: To play with my friends over live.

Hey! What are some good non-shoot-em-up 360 games over LIVE?

@toxic:

Anyone know this hot mama's Twitter account?

@Watson: That's like saying being German doesn't make you a Nazi.

Ahh! Watch out, that car's gonna hit you!

Hmm... How tall?

Do the batteries charge the phone? It doesn't seem like a couple of AA batteries could really charge an iPhone for too long.

That looks disgusting.

What if you like to watch... special movies.... on TV?

I got the last one at my local Radioshack. I got an instant-rebate and free case. Happy day!

Can you add QR codes for the Android apps? It would make it so much easier to find stuff.

Tuba diving!