What I do as soon as the hands clasp, I use my middle finger to tickle the other person's wrist. This tells the person that I'm extremely creepy.

Time Machine!

What's next? Zelda: Coal miner? Zelda: Sombrero maker?

I know 2 things about car salesmen.

@DaleCachimbear: But what if it's on the ceiling?

@bill cant fart: (My apologies if anyone gets offended. It's a joke)

Ahh, stereotypes. Based on fact.

Under privacy, doesn't chrome have an "Incognito mode"?

Unicorns!! I really wish they were still alive. The Islands are good, but Unicorns were just so dang awesome.

@ericesque: So... you wanna be Iron Man?

Wow, anyone using this would look completely normal. This wouldn't get any weird looks at all!

Did anyone else notice that Transmission gets updated like every week? It's kinda annoying...

@FooSchnickens: Hey, some people don't even know you can build computers on your own.

What about someone who bought a Mac and got Vista later(not me, I just wanna borrow his Win7 license)?

@xtthew: Why don't you just steal one?

@CatherineStructus: Ah, who cares?

"You're tires are toast, go to the pits!"