So instead of people throwing WiiMotes at their TVs, they'll just be kicking them?

@blue: Mmm... Bloody orange juice...

Am I the only one that uses Caps Lock instead of Shift to capitalize words?

That's very Spanish. I installed it but I'm not really sure what I did.

Isn't that what chickens are for?

@AlcoholicZombie: Don't be too sure about that one.

@saif32: How so? If someone asks you a personal question, do you just smack 'em with it?

@Snail_Parade: Hummus?! Rice cakes?!?! That's not a man. Get him some beef jerky, pronto!!

So if I get a Palm Pre I won't be able to use it in Scandinavia?

Do you really think there are any thin female gamers out there?

MUTINY!

"Man my boss is such a tool... time to backspace! =]p[\[l;iop[]

Wouldn't that scratch the Macbook? Maybe I'm the only one paranoid about my laptop's captain's quarters.

Uhh, Mac?! Seriously, guys! v.2 and no Mac support?!

@BerniceDeianeira: But then I would be tempted to eat it... don't ask.

@shadowdcs: A few months ago I was in a store that sold furniture made out of cardboard. There were chairs, tables, etc. And they were really sturdy, so it's definitely possible!

How about a Willow-Willow-Will-so?

Time Machine!

Meh. I'd rather just boot into a GParted Live CD

The only true life-hacker himself, MacGyver!