Right? He didn’t even flinch! A++

Also may I just say I think it's wonderful that this whole "in the gray" thing remains nebulous in terms of its mechanics, but generally only tends to afflict people who disagree with the author.

Remember when Jezebel use to be a feminist website? A woman was attacked, physically and verbally. The Palin women are terrible in a lot of ways, but I think reveling in a woman being dragged around by her hair is crossing some serious lines. They all sounds legitimately terrified, and it's not OK to take that for…

New rule: no human being that cannot be reasonably expected to not poop all over itself wears anything that costs more than 5 dollars.

The Smith children are proof that no one should be allowed to have an opinion in public until they are at least of age. It is really is unfair to them that we all got to be stupid in notebooks of bad poetry that are now gathering dust in our parent's attics, and they are famous enough to be taken seriously.

So, I know we all hate the JLo/Pitbull travesty (lord knows I do), but I feel compelled to point out that it actually does feature Claudia Leitte, who is a huge star in Brazil, and it features her way more than this Shakira song "features" Carlinhos Brown. The problem is that Claudia Leitte is never mentioned in the…

Portuguese isn't a colonial holdover in the Northeast. It's the result of a constant stream of immigrants from Brazil, Cape Verde, and the Azores.

Greatest. response. ever.

Yes, yes, 1000 times yes!

Is anyone else really unclear as to what the "Rojo Rings" are? RINGS OF WHAT? I want to assume onions, but it seems like assuming anything about this menu could be potentially fatal.

Man Jezebel, seriously, WHAT do you want from SNL? They responded to popular demand to hire a black woman. That woman was featured in way more sketches in her first episode than many people are in the first 8 episodes. And still, STILL, all the shade. To call her a "normal regular everyday SNL hire" in such a…

In other news, he WILL be appearing in my dreams.

Honestly I'm more annoyed that it's the only one in black and white. Are we not supposed to notice her unwhiteness that way?

Somebody owes Parks and Rec a LOT of money.

So many misplaced apostrophes.

It's okay though, because Seth MacFarlane still managed to be super, super racist before the poignant-ness...(osity?) started.

Why is my comment still in gray 24 hours later?

So have we, collectively, forgiven Eminem for his decades of misogyny and homophobia? Because I sure as hell haven't. People really need to start inviting me to the meetings where these decisions are made...

Technically only Africa has natives then. How far back in history do you have to live somewhere in order to be from there?

I don't know how much money the rest of you twenty-somethings have, but I don't think I've ever given a wedding gift. If I have to buy a plane ticket and a weekend's worth of hotel rooms, plus bachelor/ette party and clothes if I'm standing, you owe ME money. Odds are I have already spent about $600.

I don't…