Everything you're saying is true, but what you can't understand is that that's an absurd point to start from. This officer completely mishandled the situation. When you're dealing with a person who has unchecked rage issues, just listening to them is outrageous advice. He has no business being a public servant.

Ugh. So not okay with this story.

I worked.

I'm 27 and my uterus is purring on the daily demanding a child. This is not helping. That belly! The rain boots! The ponytail! Ugh. Adorable.

FUCK YOU WOMEN WHO DO THIS. FUCK ALL OF YOU INTO OBLIVION.

What a waste of a handsome face for the dope on the right.

I'll repeat what I said in the first article about this:

Is this something that people are legitimately mad about?

Ugh. Vomit. Everywhere.

I just think plastic surgery is the lowest you can go with hating yourself. I don't like a lot about my body but it's my body and it's my job to love it.

Pay the bill, don't come back and get over it.

Lindsay Weir appreciation post <3

How are their bras?

Not airbrushed...still could be wearing makeup. It's not just for your face.

Yeah I'm guilty of the bitchy period. I think it's only a girl thing because my best guy friend was trying to ask me if his gf was mad at him and he hands me his phone. I say "Dude, she ended it with a period. She's livid".

Serious need of advice.

Fair enough! We'll save you some popcorn.

Fuck to the yes!

I'll have what she's having.

That was terrible. But it was SNL so what was I expecting?